March 2010
1 post
“If I had one, I’d give my left nut to go.”
– Skipbo on SXSW
Mar 20th
November 2009
5 posts
1 tag
“I’ll eat your cupcake if you’ll lick my frosting.”
– bitch on heels
Nov 26th
1 tag
Calvin Klein just needs to quit being a fucking 13...
Nov 26th
1 tag
Isn’t he that black guy from that awful show with that guy that you know from the other show with the bar.  You know.  Sam.
Nov 26th
1 tag
Nov 21st
1 tag
Have you ever played Drinking Antique Roadshow?  Every time they say “veneer”, you take a shot.  Or Drinking Uno?  Every time you’re skipped, you drink.  Every time you get reversed, you drink.  Every time you get a draw for wild, you have to take a shot.  Or Drinking Operation: make him buzz, you drink.  Got another one for me?
Nov 21st