Skipbo & Shibby

19 Mar 2010

“If I had one, I’d give my left nut to go.”
— Skipbo on SXSW

26 Nov 2009

“I’ll eat your cupcake if you’ll lick my frosting.”
— bitch on heels

26 Nov 2009

Calvin Klein just needs to quit being a fucking 13 year old girl in his commercials.

26 Nov 2009

Isn’t he that black guy from that awful show with that guy that you know from the other show with the bar.  You know.  Sam.

20 Nov 2009

at first glance I didn’t get it…

at first glance I didn’t get it…

20 Nov 2009

Have you ever played Drinking Antique Roadshow?  Every time they say “veneer”, you take a shot.  Or Drinking Uno?  Every time you’re skipped, you drink.  Every time you get reversed, you drink.  Every time you get a draw for wild, you have to take a shot.  Or Drinking Operation: make him buzz, you drink.  Got another one for me?